The Dem’s policies remind me of The Homer.. And they lead to the same results for the nation’s economy…

The Homer: The Car Built for Homer

The Homer: Features

Large beverage holders
Little ball on top the aerial
Bowling mascot on the hood
Horns that play La Cucaracha
Sound-proof bubble for the kids
Huge motor
Big Fins

“…power like a gorilla, yet soft and yielding like a nerf ball…”

At the unveiling, it was presented as “The Homer, The Car Built for Homer.” They show a video of Homer driving down the winding road. Then the curtain is dropped, and the car is shown. The final cost of all the features totaled $82,000. Naturally, the car failed, the company went out of business, and Herb left his only brother, saying he wanted nothing to do with poor Homer. Sad story. But what a funny car!


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